When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried
- Little boy:Are you an angel?
- Little boy:My mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
- Me:I´m not an angel.
- Little boy:Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm themselves because they don´t like life on earth. This world is destroying them so they try to return to heaven again. They are too sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
- Me:You know, your mum is very wise.
- Little boy:Thank you. She's also an angel but she has already returned home.
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
Jessica Lee wins everything with the most epic use of the periodic table ever.
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